Golden Pantaloons

As you reach the third floor, a door pops open near at hand to admit a nobleman in a towering temper. Without preamble or even apparently looking at you, he shoves a load of disheveled but fine clothing into your arms. “About time! Here, I need these tunics cleaned and pressed by evening, and be EXTRA careful with the golden pantaloons! It took 15 women and a small boy from Calimshan 12 days and 4 nights to weave them, so careful on the seams! Well? Get going!”

If the players tell the truth:
“Not the cleaner? NOT THE CLEANER?! Well heavens above. I thank you for your honesty, I thank you for not stealing the pantaloons, and I will thank you kindly not to mention the padding in the codpiece. Good day.”

Golden Pantaloons

Baldur's Gate: Tales of the Sword Coast GentleZacharias